archiaart:

roane72:

If I never see someone referred to as a ‘big gay baby’ again, it will be too soon.

It’s disturbing as hell, literally infantilizing a grown man based on, as near as I can tell, the fact that he has emotions.

It’s 100% gross tbh. I’ve never liked that phrase.

I’M LAUGHING

who would have thought YOU out of all people wouldn’t like the phrase!? you don’t care that he’s being infantilized supposedly you’re just salty as fuck because he isn’t this dark sociopath dom you get off on 

sorry you lost your wank material<3 

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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pimpunderthemountain:

careful-with-that-ass-eugene:

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

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rickydillon:

narputo:

If I were Miss Piggy I would’ve said “I don’t know is it?”

PDJFIO;HDJSFOHFJ

(Source: prostitutionhoe)

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

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al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

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jcsef:

typac:

Mariah Carey tweets a ‘new’ pic that was actually shown in 1997 on Oprah

bless her

(via heartless)

Sweetheart 💜

(Source: ohdarefinnick, via heartless)

dickroulette:

Sure Dylan’s nudes got leaked but have you guys seen this tweet 

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hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(via heartless)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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