cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

(via andrewlx)

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore, via heartless)

romtorum5ever:

Robin the bank

(via heartless)

Robin Williams photographed by Peggy Sirota, 2013

(Source: gellaring, via heartless)

archiaart:

roane72:

If I never see someone referred to as a ‘big gay baby’ again, it will be too soon.

It’s disturbing as hell, literally infantilizing a grown man based on, as near as I can tell, the fact that he has emotions.

It’s 100% gross tbh. I’ve never liked that phrase.

I’M LAUGHING

who would have thought YOU out of all people wouldn’t like the phrase!? you don’t care that he’s being infantilized supposedly you’re just salty as fuck because he isn’t this dark sociopath dom you get off on 

sorry you lost your wank material<3 

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via starboo24)

pimpunderthemountain:

careful-with-that-ass-eugene:

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

(via starboo24)

rickydillon:

narputo:

If I were Miss Piggy I would’ve said “I don’t know is it?”

PDJFIO;HDJSFOHFJ

(Source: prostitutionhoe)

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

(via kianlawley)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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eridanandsollux:

ackermom:

reasons sims 4 will kill me before i even get it

  • parties with glowsticks raves???
  • you can move whole rooms and buildings!! 
  • multitasking!!
  • you can download new content without leaving the game??!?
  • sims with emotions?? real emotions!!
  • sims can be right or left handed??! why?? who cares??!
  • rocket ship??! cupcake factory??!! 
  • WOOHOO IS A SKILL
  • A U T O S A V E
  • YOUR SIMS CAN J A C K  O F F

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