"As a white male I’ve long since learned that my opinion isn’t considered valid when discussing anything"
Oh shut up and go run for Congress you fucking baby.
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
when you get a lame gift and have to pretend you like it
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
it keeps getting better every time I see it