foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and a raw salmon steak

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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achievement-hunter:

whodattbooty:

omfg you suave little shit

that kid’s got more game than I do wtf

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wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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celeryludenberg:

what if i just

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maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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